Food For Thought

Scour the news for an entirely uninteresting story. Consider how it connects to your life. Write about that.

I am unable to answer this prompt as I find it too vague, unrelatable and far-fetched. I guess WP is running out of interesting, thought provoking subjects.

So, as a sincere WordPress-ian  I consider it my moral duty to assist by supplying some really intellectual ones to WP as well as to my  co-bloggers. In case found fit, you can straightaway go ahead and  post on one or more than one of these :

1. Describe an incident when you felt like an idiot – ( Too many in my case so am in the cogitative mode which one to write on)
2. Describe a day when you messed up cooking – (Cooking is an art which is wholly and solely dependent upon the ‘cooker’s’ imagination, innovativeness and MOOD. Incidentally, if you invert the word mood, it reads as DOOM!!)
3. What it is to feel like being hated by somebody and why – (This should be answered by my third floor neighbour. But, alas, they totally lack the penmanship to attempt it.)
4. What is your way out if you lose your way home – ( This only I can think of with my convoluted and chaotic sense of direction!!!)
5. How would you like to spend your leisure if posted in Antarctica – ( How else but yapping with the Penguins and the Seals !!)
6. What will be your recipe if given to cook octopus, squids and sharks – ( Only Koreans can answer this post. But given the quirky imagination and creative innovativeness of a Bong I think I will add mustard and poppy seed paste and lots of green chillies and steam them. Imagine Octopus Bhaapa!! 😁)
7. How will you take revenge if your ex who once ditched you badly came back in your life – (This should make for a masaaledaar (spicy) Hindi film script. What say you?)
8. Write a letter to Mr  Elon Musk giving strong justifications to allow you to go on an intergalactic trip for free – ( Yes. You heard it write. It’s FREE. Am sure he is going to suspend my X account if he comes to know of this prompt.)
9. Suggest ten laws you would have passed as a Parliamentarian to make lives of the citizens super miserable – ( Aftermath??? – You would never be voted back. That’s all.)
10. Write a senti (short for sentimental) representation to the CEO of your organization on why you should be given an out of turn promotion after kicking your boss straight on you know where. ( Incidentally, I always got promoted after  massive showdowns with my superiors.)
11. How will you greet a Yeti who comes to your town to figure out the charm of  global warming and vehicular pollution. ( I will hand him a chilled bottle of mineral water straight from Gangotri before losing consciousness.)
12. If you were to publish your autobiography – (i) how would you like to spice it up and/or (ii) what would you dare not include in fear of rippling the calm waters of your present life. (😂 😂 – Since am about to publish mine soon let me not give any cue. Hee! Hee !)

I guess I will stop here not that I have run out of fanciful ideas but let’s keep the rest for some other time. Right? 👍👍👍👍

Instead I will give you some disturbing thoughts to brainstorm on :

This one’s my favourite

“Would you like to go to hell  yourself or should I drop you there”? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

(I would like to say that to sooo many of them. Ahem…. Sorry 😐😐😐)

The ultimate:

Cheerio!!

All quirky quotes from Pinterest